Cheating

OK, nothing original in this post, just some jokes from a Medical Blooper desk calendar that I bought for Kathy. Here ya go:
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“In our radiology department, the sonographers use condoms as probe covers, and usually carry ‘extras’ in their pockets. Once ultrasound technologist stopped at the store on her way home, and as she pulled her money from her pocket, a string of condoms fell out. She paid for her purchase, reached to pick the condoms up and noticed everyone in the checkout line staring at her. “It’s OK,” she said, “they’re for work.” Realizing this explanation hadn’t exactly helped, she picked up her package and ran from the store.”
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“A friend of mine with quadruplets brought one of them in to see the pediatrician. After the examination, the doctor asked, “So, how are the other children?” She replied, “They’ve all got the same cough. I just brought you a sample.”
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“As a psychiatrist, I diagnosed a woman with Tourette Syndrome. She wanted to start a therapy group and sought to meet other sufferers. She placed an ad in the local paper reading: “Do you bark like a dog? Swear uncontrollably? Sniff, snort or grunt? If so, call Sheri at 555-1234.” The calls she received were quite interesting.
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“A mother of two toddlers and a new infant had the habit of reading to the older children while nursing the infant. The younger toddler would often ask, “Is it breast-reading time yet?”

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“The new intern laboriously took down all the patient’s information, the chief complaint, present illness, past history, and finally game to the review of systems. When he began the genitourinary questions, he inquired, “Mrs. Jones, does your urine burn?” “I don’t know doctor, I’ve never tried lighting it.”