Maxims

Max was over the other day. He was playing in the living room and there was big crash. I looked over and half of his tabletop garage had fallen down.

He said,"These things keep breaking my toys."

I asked him, "What things?"

And he said, "My fingers!", wiggling his digits as if they weren't attached to him.

Later we were walking him home and Kodiak was with us. The dog paused to pee against a tree and Max was watching him, half smiling, and you could see the wheels turning. Finally he says, "I could do that!